Quizzes...What age art thou? Score and eleven. Pah

I took this quiz which could apparently calculate my mental age, by a series of logistics that only an eccentric with his head in place of his posterior, would understand. Fantastically, it returned this result -

You Are 31 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

All I can say is - WHAT F***** BALLS??!!

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Then I took this English test which would apparently test my grip over the heathen language -

Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100% Vocabulary: 100% Punctuation: 80% Spelling: 80%

Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

Right...so some American test will now certify my English? I reiterate - What effing balls??!!

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Addicted to Love eh? Please clarify the kind - Platonic, Romantic or simply and stupidly - Freudian.

You Are 36% Addicted to Love

Might as well face it, you're a little addicted to love. You won't do anything for love, but sometimes you do more than you should. No one's worth losing your head for - because in the end you'll only lose your heart. Don't avoid falling in love. Just make sure you don't get too hooked.

Are You Addicted to Love?

Now this is one test that's actually come close to deciphering one aspect of 'me'. Kudos.